Mayo Alive - 7 January
1997
Humour
Sent in by one of our readers.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me.
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a
great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many
people ask me if I'm leaving.
Note (10 Feb 1997)
It has come to my attention that this is of one of Steven Wright's stand-up comedy concerts. You can probably find it in any of the bigger music stores so I have taken the bulk of it off for copyright reasons. The above is left on so that if you like it you might be tempted to go out and buy the tape.
