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Teen
Mag
Entertainment - Brain teasers, Jokes and
Limericks
Test yourself, see how many you can guess! The brain teasers can be fun to do with your friends or on your own!! The jokes will cheer you up and you can catch your friends and family out! Have fun and don't forget to send me anything that you think should be on this page.
Brain Teaser:
Question:
Every morning a man who lives on the 98th floor of his apartment block would takes the elevator downstairs before going to work. When he comes home in the afternoon, he takes the elevator up to the 79th floor, then walks the rest of the way up the stairs. Why does he do this?
Answer:
He's a dwarf and can only reach the 79th button in the lift!
If you have any brain teaser why not send it to me! Thanks Libby for that brain teaser.
1. In 1999 how many months will have 28 days in them?
2.Try and find the animal in these sentences. Number 1 is
done for you.
a. He is a bit of a do gooder.
Answer= Dog
b. All the fabric attaches to the curtain rail.
c. In anger Bill tore up the paper.
d. It was a below par, rotten game!
e. I'm sure that the crab bit my ankle!
3. Which are the most intelligent letters in the
alphabet?
4.Which word can go after all of these to make new
words?
a. Hat
b. Hand
c. Grand
d. Band
5. In what game can you jump over three men without
bothering to get up?
6. There are six buns in a bag. You give six children a bun
each and find that you're not left with an empty bag. Why
not?
Answers
1. 12 They all have at least 28 in them!
2. b. cat
c. gerbil
d. parrot
e. rabbit
3. Y's. They sound like wise. Duh!
4. Stand
5. Draughts
6. Give the last child the bag with the bun in it!
Jokes
Who invented fire?
Some bright spark!
What vegatable plays snooker?
A cue - cumber!
Teacher: 'What's 3 + 5?'
Jane: 'Don't know Miss'
Teacher: 'You silly girl - it's 8 ,of course!'
Jane: 'But Miss, yesterday you said that 4 + 4 was
eight! I thought you of all people would know!
Thank you Aine from Cork for those jokes and brain
teasers.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan-on-Juan!
What is the recipe for Honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone without dressing!
Why was the blond girl so happy when she finished the
puzzle in 6 months?
Because the box said 3 - 5 years!
Thanks Ken for those jokes!
Limericks
A Lim'rick For My Grandson
There once was a young man named Ryan
Who spent most of his time a-cryin'
He cried and he cried
With me at his side
His cryin' to quiet a-tryin'!
- Mary, USA-
There once was a man with a beard,
Who said, its just as I feared,
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built there nest in my beard
- from Karen
If you have any jokes, brain teasers or limericks that
you would like to share with the rest of the world e-mail
them to me now!
